Witch Running on Caffeine – Cozy Witch Hoodie
For the witch who’s exhausted… but still magically functioning ☕✨
This cozy witchcore hoodie perfectly captures the mood of low energy, warm drinks, and surviving the day one sip at a time.
This hoodie was made for women who are tired, overstimulated, and emotionally attached to caffeine.
Because sometimes your biggest accomplishment is:
getting out of bed,
making coffee,
and continuing anyway.
The soft, relaxed fit makes it perfect for:
• Cold mornings and late-night comfort
• Coffee shop runs and bookstore days
• Journaling, reading, or staying wrapped in blankets
• Quiet weekends and low-social-battery moods
• Existing comfortably without explaining yourself
This isn’t high-energy motivational culture.
It’s cozy survival mode.
Perfect for women who:
• Live in hoodies all fall and winter
• Love coffee and calm aesthetics
• Prefer cozy nights over going out
• Enjoy soft witch vibes and fantasy comfort
• Feel tired… but still keep showing up
Whether you're working from home, studying, or just trying to feel like a functional human, this hoodie gets it.
Warm. Cozy. Caffeinated.
More details
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
- Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
- Dropped shoulders
- Kangaroo pocket in front
- Sleeve cuff ribbing
- Tear-away tag
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Modern Witch Survival Club
- Email: contact@support.modernwitchsurvivalclub.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa. Meets the formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Witch Running on Caffeine – Cozy Witch Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27.75
|
22 1/2
|
22 1/2
|
|
M
|
28.75
|
23 1/2
|
22 1/2
|
|
L
|
29.75
|
24.75
|
24.25
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
26
|
24.25
|
|
2XL
|
31.75
|
27.25
|
25 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32.75
|
28.25
|
27
|
